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My New Chainsaw!!

by John on Jul.12, 2010, under Guy Stuff

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I bought a new chainsaw the other day and talk about a good time! If your a guy and don’t own a chainsaw, go get one right now.  I didn’t realize how much fun it would be firing that beautiful wonderful toy up and killing some trees! I’ve killed a few now and want to kill a few more on the estate but I’ve had a glitch. The wife. Apparently I’ve slaughtered enough tree’s this year. So if you need a tree killed,  just ” pick up the phone, I’m always home, call me anytime, just ring, three-six-two-four-three-six, hey
I lead a life of crime…….
Dirty deeds,done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds………………….”:)

5 comments for this entry:
  1. Steph

    I thought your number was eight-six-seven five-three-oh-nyeeyiiinnne….

  2. John

    I think they actually got sued for that didn’t they. I remember that was a real number. Man that would suck. All those little miscreants with nothing else to do, calling ya night and day! To funny!

  3. Steph

    Did you also buy a hockey mask? That’s what I would’ve done…

  4. Steph

    Goddamn, for two weeks I’ve been reading about a new chainsaw. And if I don’t check the site every day, I get guilted about not checking the site.
    Help me out here! I’m dyin’ here!
    Signed,
    sick-of-chainsaws.

  5. John

    Hey, have you checked your site? Your not exactly blowing me away with your last post on the 15th. Anyway, Your right. I hate how life gets in the way of my website. I’ll try harder.

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