Canadian Justice Joke
by John on Feb.22, 2011, under Rants
Hey, all you people that like killing other Canadians, feel free to enjoy your hobby! This countries justice system is a disgrace and has been since I can remember. What a Joke. Here yea go everyone, your judges and justice system working hard for the average Canadian… Nothing like killing a young lady, and getting a 25 year sentance right! Oh, not to worry, after a few years you can get a UNESCORTED DAY PASS! http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2011/02/22/ottawa-crawford-arrested.html
Yup, we know you were convicted, but it’s ok, you can still get out and hit the bars. You know, meet some women that have no idea who you are. Fannnntastic!! Man, who’s the bad guy eh, you the killer or the Canadian justice system? That’s a tough one! Guess I need to think about that for a few years. Probably longer than you’ll be in jail!
Doing a Great Job!
by John on Jan.15, 2011, under Rants
Yes it’s 2011 and I’m back from a little holiday from GCH. Was it good to step back for a bit? You bet. Do I have big plans for GCH this year? Absolutely not. Do I have any plans for Guys Clubhouse? Uh, nope. ” Oh but John, ( you say in a soft, whispering, concerned voice ) how can you not? All blogy type people have plans for their site at the start of a new year”. Yea, I don’t really give a rats ass. Listen, I’m doing a great job here just like I have for the last 10 years! This site is the most consistent thing on the planet. What is Guys clubhouse? Beats me! 10 years and I still don’t know. My readers are holding tough at 2! That’s great! I doubled my readership last year! Can you say that? I doubt it! I plan on making money on the computer this year. I’ve actually got a plan, and it doesn’t involve pictures of your ex GF! Yup, Johnny’s doing a great job already. I’m planning a trip to Ottawa where I’ll take a plethora of pictures to share with you and you’ll say, ” oh John, your doing a great job as always”!. Well thanks! And this year, I’m going to talk a lot more about how fantastic I am!!
Cool Guy Stuff!
by John on Nov.24, 2010, under Guy Stuff
Alright, Christmas is coming and I just want everyone to know, don’t ask for any black T shirts or golf shirts. Not that I’m getting you anything, but man is that new thingy I made going to look great on ya! I know, your all like ” John, wtf , we’re going to look so good”. I know, it’s just what I do my friend. It’s just what I do!
A New Smile For John
by John on Nov.10, 2010, under Guy Stuff
All my friends know that my teeth are.. lets say… not very good. You will have a hard time finding a picture of me actually smiling. In fact, I haven’t smiled in a picture for years and years. And I’m talking 20. Well, Friday is a really big day for me. Friday I’m heading to the hospital to get them fixed…uh….replaced. Just the uppers, apparently my Dentist thinks the lowers are worth saving. I prodded him to take them all, but he thinks he can get the lowers fixed up ok. Let me translate that. If he pulls them all, there’s no more money to be made. You know what I mean. Regardless, Friday is a big day! I’m dreaming of waking up and seeing all of you and actually smiling naturally. Not always trying to hide the disrepair. Not hiding my smile if I’m trying to close a photography job, or have a child ask me what’s wrong with my teeth. Jan says it was never embarrassing for her, but how could it not have been. She’s a sweety. Anyway, as long as I don’t wake up more retarded with the wrong size teeth and a woody in the recovery room, I’m going to be one happy guy!
ShopSmith Gallery
by John on Nov.07, 2010, under Guy Stuff
I’ve almost finished the Shop Smith. I am missing a few parts which I’ll be picking up as soon as I have time, but I thought I’d post some pics of it anyway. Here you’ll see it set up in it’s different configurations except for the lathe. I’ve had it fired up and must say I’m quite happy. It’s running like new! I was also pleased to see it has a 5/8 arbor, meaning I can run out to any guy stuff store, and pick up a new blade for $25.00 or so! I may wet sand the table to get some shallow scratches out, but that won’t be until spring and really isn’t important anyway. So take a peek at my 1951 ShopSmith, I’m quite proud of my new baby, and will update the gallery once I have the other parts.
The New Bike
by John on Nov.02, 2010, under Guy Stuff, Rants
Ok, I know. I got a great deal on a bike at a yard sale last summer. Here’s the trouble. After riding Jan’s new bike with all the shocks and stuff, I was ruined and needed something better. So, off to the local retailer I went. This bike I purchased quite cheep. It’s a regular $400 and on sale for $179.00. It came out to $208 with tax, and I put $50.00 in points from my credit card down on it. I walked away with the bike for a total of $158.00. The bike is great, however the assembly of my new wheels from Canadian Tire sucked! Anyway, after adjusting everything front to back, and I mean everything, (espescially the front brake, which was bending the disc so badly I’m surprised it didn’t shatter) I’m now quite happy with the bike. For $158 bucks and me being a bit of a wrench monkey, I didn’t really mind fixing all the assembly errors. Now, if I were paying the $400.00, I’d be shopping elsewhere.
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