Guy Stuff at Guys Clubhouse

Geezz, 2011 is coming and I need to decide on a new calendar for the shop. I’ve decided on a gurly calendar for the year coming. Something to keep the girls out of here I’m hoping. The car calendar didn’t work at all. I must say, deciding whether to buy a nudy calendar or an almost nudy one is a tough decision. See, a nudy calendar I know will work like Kryptonite against Superman. An almost nudy one will work, but with only 50% effectiveness.  I don’t want the girls to think I like looking at naked women of course. I’d only be putting it up to keep the girls out of the clubhouse. I mean, none of us guys want to go out to the shop and have to see a new, naked, hot, sexy woman every month. Maybe I can suffer through a Playboy calendar. I hear those are classy. Or should I stick with a bikini one? Man, I just don’t know what to do.
Any thoughts? Maybe I’ll wait and see if Maxim magazine comes out with something good.

I really need this. I doubt you’d ever see me in the house again!!